THE TRUE NATURE OF MEN
As liberated women we
want to think of men as extensions of ourselves, but with more body hair. This unfortunately is not the case.Men are exotic creatures with great upper body strength and a poor self-image that continually needs feeding and stoking. They have this strange blind spot when it comes to women, probably because they don’t pay attention when we talk. Even Freud asked, “What do women want?” And he had all those women on his couch telling him. So if he didn’t know, how can we expect the average man to figure out what we want.
HOW TO ATTRACT A MAN
You’ll find these rules
work for all men, whether they’re lovers, colleagues, or bosses. So don’t limit yourself.
Rule
Number 11.
Men find themselves
the most fascinating subject of any conversation. Let him talk about himself, and he’ll think
you’re a brilliant conversationalist.Rule Number 13. Laugh at his wit, and he’ll admire your sense of humor.
Rule Number 15. Let him know you think he’s intelligent and he’ll be awed by your perspicacity, even if he can’t pronounce the word.
HOW TO TELL IF HE’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU
Rule
Number 71.
There are two kinds
of men: the ones who are interested in you and the rest. The second kind are so misguided they’re not
worth your time, because if a man doesn’t have the sense to appreciate you, he
obviously doesn’t have any sense at all.
A GIRL AND HER LOOKS
Rule
Number 24.
A girl has to look
her best while she’s still young enough to look real good.Rule Number 80. Men have always drooled over beautiful women, but there’s no point obsessing. There are plenty of women who starve themselves to perfection, work out every day and sit home every night, while at any supermarket you will find lots of women who are fat, feisty and married. You’ve got to keep things in perspective.
HOW TO KEEP HIM HAPPY
Rule
Number 33.
Forget his
stomach. The surest way to keep a man
happy is to become his cheerleader.
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!
